did you know : dating is a myth, intimacy is a government-sponsored lie and kissing has been debunked as an urban legend. all those couples you’ve seen? they’re fucking with you, dude
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the feeling of learning is legitimately so cool. there’s a little whoa sound effect that plays in your brain whenever you read a sentence that expands reality for you a tiny bit
I'm in my "I take care of me" era. I want her to like me. I want to impress her. I want to cook top tier meals for her and lay her down to sleep. I want her to stay excited about me. I want her to feel close to me. I want her to want to spend time with me. I want her to think I'm cool and irreplaceable because I take care of us both no matter the circumstance!!!!
